[The video feed shows Kurt Wagner, seemingly normal teen boy with a German accent, sitting at a couch at House 16 and nervously trying to look into the screen. There's some huffing and occasional barking heard offscreen.]Hello, everyone. I'm Kurt Wagner, and this is my... book? I figured I'm past due for this whole introduction thing, and I've got a few things to say. To start things, I should say that I can't help but notice that a few of you have been surprised to see me around, because - because you know me. I know that I've been here before in the past, but... I don't remember any of it. And I'm sorry for that. If you'd still like to be friends with me... you are free to contact me.
[And he remembers how some people seemed very familiar with his real form.] Might as well be done privately!
And aw man... who else is excited for American Thanksgiving tomorrow? I feel kind of lucky that back home I get to celebrate both the German and American Thanksgivings. Maybe here I'll just eat for both! There's a lot of differences between them, but the common factor's usually delicious, delicious turkey! Can't wait to gobble some up - I'd be really thankful if anyone can hook me up with a well-done bird!
Oh - and more thing!
[He holds the journal out to reveal a St. Bernard calmly panting at his feet. Every now and then, it raises its paw to idly swat at seemingly thin air. A camouflaged tail makes for some good entertainment, it seems.] I found this fellow outside earlier. I don't really know how this kind of thing works around here, but does he belong to anyone? He seems nice! But I don't think I can keep him...
Anyway... have a happy Thanksgiving, friends!